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Всячина => Гумор => Гілку створено: piktor від 2008-10-03 12:10:55
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Почитав, стало смішно, вирішив поділитися з тими, хто сюди не ходив (російською)
http://lurkmore.ru/%D0%9B%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%83%D1%81_%D0%A2%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%B4%D1%81
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Ха! Трохи погуглив, знайшов ось ще:
- Linus does not use the GCC, he _writes_ binaries.
- Linus Torvalds didn't design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't die, he simply returns zero.
- Linus Torvalds can write to ntfs.
- Linus Torvalds can install Gentoo in under a week
- Linus Torvalds doesn't need anti-virus software. Virii need anti-linus software.
- If you could read Linus Torvald's mind, you'd find that his stream of conciousness is entirely in binary.
- Code:
linus@debtux:~$ apt-cache search sudo
linus@debtux:~$
- Being touched by Linus can cure carpal tunnel syndrome. He does not cure RMS because he thinks it's funny to listen to RMS dictating code for the HURD.
- On the first day Linus said "./configure"
On the second day he said "make"
On the third day he said "make install"
And on the fourth day there was Linux, and Linus saw that it was kick аss, because it wasn't Windows.
- When Linus Torvalds writes new software, he just makes punch cards with his teeth and feeds them into a reader.
- Linus Torvalds can program without a keyboard.
- Linus Torvalds finished the Linux Kernel the day before he started on it.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't receive error messages.
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Хух, відсміявся. ;D Чудово. На луркморях взагалі багато кумедного. Ось набрів на ділення на нуль (http://lurkmore.ru/Деление_на_ноль). Якби у них ще з мізків шовінізм потерти...
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Ха! Трохи погуглив, знайшов ось ще:
- Linus does not use the GCC, he _writes_ binaries.
- Linus Torvalds didn't design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't die, he simply returns zero.
- Linus Torvalds can write to ntfs.
- Linus Torvalds can install Gentoo in under a week
- Linus Torvalds doesn't need anti-virus software. Virii need anti-linus software.
- If you could read Linus Torvald's mind, you'd find that his stream of conciousness is entirely in binary.
- Code:
linus@debtux:~$ apt-cache search sudo
linus@debtux:~$
- Being touched by Linus can cure carpal tunnel syndrome. He does not cure RMS because he thinks it's funny to listen to RMS dictating code for the HURD.
- On the first day Linus said "./configure"
On the second day he said "make"
On the third day he said "make install"
And on the fourth day there was Linux, and Linus saw that it was kick аss, because it wasn't Windows.
- When Linus Torvalds writes new software, he just makes punch cards with his teeth and feeds them into a reader.
- Linus Torvalds can program without a keyboard.
- Linus Torvalds finished the Linux Kernel the day before he started on it.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't receive error messages.
гидота написана тупими користувачами Вінди, думаю це сміття не варто викладати було оскільки не варта уваги
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у когось, здається, проблеми з гумором. Панове, Лінус Торвальдс — то не Ісус Христос, а ОС Лінукс — це лише операційна система.
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у когось, здається, проблеми з гумором. Панове, Лінус Торвальдс — то не Ісус Христос, а ОС Лінукс — це лише операційна система.
Дав лінк Ісусу Христу, він довго сміявся. До речі, в нього слака на ноуті.
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. До речі, в нього слака на ноуті.
Це добре!
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десь в інтернетах валяється інтерв’ю монашки-сисадмінки Ватикану, яка каже, що у Ватикані юзають лінукс.